It's the oldest confidence game in the world, the pigeon drop.
It wasn't his idea, the nun suggested it.
She was in on it too, that's why it's called a confidence game. They have to win your confidence so you'll hand over your money and get stuck with worthless paper.
I don't know what the Church is coming to.
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