The Golden Girls · Season 5, Episode 17
“An Illegitimate Concern” · Season 5, Episode 17
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (2), Blanche Devereaux (2), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (2)
Rose, no encyclopedia salesman lugs around twenty-six volumes door to door.
Are you kidding? In St. Olaf they carry fifty-two.
Why?
Balance!
Rose, why don't they just carry thirteen in each hand?
[thinks] Excuse me, I have to make a phone call. [leaves]
[dressed as Sonny Bono] Well, Rose, do I look like the mayor of Palm Springs?
Doug Henning is the mayor of Palm Springs?
...Just play the music, Rose.
[sees Dorothy and Sophia in their Sonny and Cher outfits] Oh, for goodness sakes, why you two could be celebrity lookalikes!
Oh, Blanche, honey, you really think so?
Well, absolutely! So, which one's Cheech and which one's Chong?
I'm Sonny Bono, you idiot!
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