Dorothy's going through her high school yearbook to see who all's dead.
That's my pussycat, fun, fun, fun!
“Comedy of Errors” · Season 5, Episode 8
In this episode: Sophia Petrillo (6), Dorothy Zbornak (3), Rose Nylund (2), Blanche Devereaux (1)
I'll never be rich before I'm 21, I'll never be homecoming queen.
You can still be homecoming queen, it'll just be a different kind of home.
Dorothy, you're the smart one, and Blanche, you're the sexy one and Sophia, you're the old one. I'm the nice one. Everybody always likes me.
The old one isn't so crazy about you.
Ma, these are your twilight years.
Are you kidding? I'm supposed to be dead! These are your twilight years.
You all wanna see my vanskapkaka?
As long as I don't have to show you mine.
[about performing at the comedy club] I couldn't, I'd be up there sweating bullets.
And dodging some.
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