Rose, will you stop being an idiot!
“You Gotta Have Hope” · Season 4, Episode 17
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (5), Sophia Petrillo (3), Blanche Devereaux (2), Rose Nylund (1)
So that's it, you're willing to give us the Donatello Triplets if we put your new boyfriend in the show.
That's blackmail!
That's show business.
[to Rose, on the fantasy that Bob Hope is her father] I don't know whether to cry or commit you!
You can't sing, you can't dance, you can't tell jokes. I'm sorry, you can't be in the show.
You can't be in the show, you can't be in the show, who are you, Ricky Ricardo?
Ma, why do you constantly look for ways to amuse yourself at my expense?
Because we don't have cable and I can't crochet. This is who I am, Dorothy. Learn to live with it, or medicate me!
What you need is faith.
And what you need is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge.
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