The Golden Girls · Season 4, Episode 18
“Fiddler on the Ropes” · Season 4, Episode 18
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (3), Rose Nylund (3), Blanche Devereaux (2)
I still feel guilty about going through Pepe's things.
Me too. Although it was kind of exciting opening his closet and seeing his little boxing trunks hanging there with that provocative nickname on 'em.
Blanche, Everlast is a brand name, not a nickname.
Girls, you are my very best friends in the entire world, and I trust and respect you more than any people I know, so I want you to tell me truth - now, honestly, do you think I'm competent at what I do?
Based on the sounds from your bedroom, I'd bet you're damn near spectacular.
I am talking about my job at the museum!!
Of course, you're competent, Blanche. I mean, they wouldn't have kept you for five years if you weren't.
Well, then, why do you think my boss is constantly looking over my shoulder?
I would guess a plunging neckline and a push-up bra.
You know, some days, I just want to throw in the towel and take an early retirement. I wonder if you can collect Social Security at 49, 50.
4950--what is that, Blanche, the address of the Social Security building?
I never had a mind for money matters. I always used to let Stanley handle all our investments.
Did Stanley have a head for numbers?
Stanley??? The man used to have to get naked to count to twenty-one.
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