JJasper
You're idiots. The only humor here is my own. It's your great stupidity. This picture no more echos Monet than any of you echo a beauty queen, and you will waste no more of my time. [turns and leaves]
Oh yeah?!
Go easy on him Rose.
“The Auction” · Season 4, Episode 11
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (3), Rose Nylund (2), Blanche Devereaux (1), Sophia Petrillo (1)
[after giving blood to save Jasper's life]
Gee, you save a guy's life and all you get is apple juice and a cookie?
SSid
[about the damaged roof] Yeah, I could patch it up for you, but that won't stop more leaks when it rains again.
What are you trying to say, Sid?
SSid
Really? You couldn't follow that?
She has trouble following Murder, She Wrote.
[Blanche is trying to convince her not to use a favorite towel of hers to mop up the mess from the leaking roof] Blanche, please! I am in no mood to hear about the parade of endless sexual encounters that you have experienced up and down the Florida coastline with only this towel between your hot flesh and the cold wet sand!
I brought my son, Skippy, home from the hospital in this towel, Dorothy.
You're lying, Blanche.
Damn you're good!
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