You see, babe, it's all part of the big guy's master plan. I am but a humble servant.
Mr. Belvedere is a humble servant, Stanley, you're a horse's ass.
“Bang the Drum, Stanley” · Season 4, Episode 5
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (3), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (2), Stan (1)
At the counseling center, we learn that the first reaction to catastrophe is denial.
Rose, I am not in denial.
Oh, yes you are. You're just denying you're in denial.
Rose, I am not denying that I am in denial.
If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial!
Look, fluffhead, why should I deny being in denial when I never said I was in denial. You are the one who said I was in denial and don't you deny it!
Stanley, Stanley, don't worry. I'm eighty-two years old. My bones are brittle, my muscles are atrophied. My circulation is worse than U.S. News and World Report. There's no physical they can give that Sophia Petrillo can't fail!
These two [Blanche and Rose]are driving me crazy! They scratch the furniture, they eat food off the floor, and this one just coughed up a hairball!
It wasn't a hairball, it was...
Oh Rose, who CARES what it was! Now stop driving Ma crazy!
Dorothy, our director said in order to prepare for our roles we must become cats. [to Sophia] That's why I've been playing with your ball of yarn, and Blanche has been making those high-pitched squealing sounds in her room at night.
You've been practicing for this role for a lifetime, haven't you Blanche?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Golden Girls pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.