These two [Blanche and Rose]are driving me crazy! They scratch the furniture, they eat food off the floor, and this one just coughed up a hairball!
It wasn't a hairball, it was...
Oh Rose, who CARES what it was! Now stop driving Ma crazy!
Dorothy, our director said in order to prepare for our roles we must become cats. [to Sophia] That's why I've been playing with your ball of yarn, and Blanche has been making those high-pitched squealing sounds in her room at night.
You've been practicing for this role for a lifetime, haven't you Blanche?
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