The Golden Girls · Season 4, Episode 2
“The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (2), Blanche Devereaux (2), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (2)
Hey, you got any decent nectarines?
There's nothing wrong with those nectarines!
Please. I've got a bowl of wax bananas that'll be ripe before these are!
You're crazy! This nectarine is beautiful! I've never seen a more perfect piece of fruit!
No? Then try kissing my behind. It's a real peach!
Sophia?
No, César Chávez. I got hungry.
[after telling a story about a man she once dated who had large, floppy ears] By the way, did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportional to the size of his other... bodily organs?
[puzzled] What do you mean?
He had a big floppy pancreas, Rose.
So when the waiter brought my order, he set down a big bowl of gazpacho right in front of me, and I said, "I ordered the consomme'." He said, "A hot number like you needs something spicy." And I said, "I'll give you something spicy," and I poured the gazpacho right down his pants.
So you never went out with him.
No... just slept with him. He wasn't my type.
Oh my goodness, Blanche, how could you?!
Oh come on, Rose, she's just teasing you.
That's right, honey, I'm just teasin'. You always tease the one you love. Actually, tease and tickle. Actually, tease, tickle and spank. Actually...
Blanche!
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