Blanche, Dorothy and others in “The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo”

Blanche

So when the waiter brought my order, he set down a big bowl of gazpacho right in front of me, and I said, "I ordered the consomme'." He said, "A hot number like you needs something spicy." And I said, "I'll give you something spicy," and I poured the gazpacho right down his pants.

Dorothy

So you never went out with him.

Blanche

No... just slept with him. He wasn't my type.

Rose

Oh my goodness, Blanche, how could you?!

Dorothy

Oh come on, Rose, she's just teasing you.

Blanche

That's right, honey, I'm just teasin'. You always tease the one you love. Actually, tease and tickle. Actually, tease, tickle and spank. Actually...

Dorothy

Blanche!