Hey, you got any decent nectarines?
SSSupermarket Stocker
There's nothing wrong with those nectarines!
Please. I've got a bowl of wax bananas that'll be ripe before these are!
SSSupermarket Stocker
You're crazy! This nectarine is beautiful! I've never seen a more perfect piece of fruit!
No? Then try kissing my behind. It's a real peach!
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