EErnie
[about the guestroom] Mrs. Devereaux, please. Do you want it fast or do you want it good?
Before you answer that Blanche, the man's talking about a guestroom.
“Rose's Big Adventure” · Season 3, Episode 21
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (6), Rose Nylund (3), Blanche Devereaux (2), Sophia Petrillo (2)
Ernie, listen to me and listen good. If you walk out that door right now, you can forget about ever coming back. I sound like I'm on Ryan's Hope.
[translating for Vincenzo] Before we begin, [Vincenzo speaks between each line] let's make one thing clear. I am in charge. I am the boss. I am the master. I Am the Walrus.
Ma, either your Italian is rusty or he's the world's oldest hippie.
[sees Vincenzo's elderly crew working on the guestroom] Looks like the road company of Cocoon.
[seeing Vincenzo's elderly working crew] Who are all these old men?
The Osmond Brothers, Rose. The years without Donny have not been kind to them.
[onboard cruiseship] Ahoy girls. Quick, grab some champagne.
Ooh, I just love champagne!
Oh so do I. The only problem is after a few glasses I'll kiss any man in sight.
[commotion in background] MAN OVERBOARD!
Rose! It is 2 AM! What are you still doing up?
Well I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd get up and make a batch of Sparhuven Krispies. It's an ancient Scandinavian midnight snack.
I guess after a night of pillaging and raping, a Viking wants a little something to go with his cocoa.
Well they smell God awful!
Yeah just when you're about ready to throw up from the stench, that's when they're done. Who wants some?
[commenting on the smell of Rose's snacks] Rose, if these had been offered to the Donner Party, they still would've eaten each other!
Don't be silly Dorothy. They're delicious. You just have to know how to eat them. You hold your nose with one hand [holding nose] and you pop a krispie in your mouth with the other. Mmm! That tastes like cheesecake, fresh strawberries, and chocolate ice cream.
[tries one] My gosh, you're right. That is the best thing I have ever tasted!
[eating a krispie] This is delicious!
Sophia enters kitchen Hey, give me a break. You can't smell that from the hall!
Sophia [Vincenzo gives Sophia instructions on who does what]
Dorothy, you'll hold the window in place.
Rose will do the hammering.
Blanche you'll do the screwing...and he came up with that one on his own, I swear.
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