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S3 E21

The Golden Girls · Season 3, Episode 21

Blanche, Rose and others in “Rose's Big Adventure”

Blanche

Rose! It is 2 AM! What are you still doing up?

Rose

Well I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd get up and make a batch of Sparhuven Krispies. It's an ancient Scandinavian midnight snack.

Dorothy

I guess after a night of pillaging and raping, a Viking wants a little something to go with his cocoa.

Blanche

Well they smell God awful!

Rose

Yeah just when you're about ready to throw up from the stench, that's when they're done. Who wants some?

Dorothy

[commenting on the smell of Rose's snacks] Rose, if these had been offered to the Donner Party, they still would've eaten each other!

Rose

Don't be silly Dorothy. They're delicious. You just have to know how to eat them. You hold your nose with one hand [holding nose] and you pop a krispie in your mouth with the other. Mmm! That tastes like cheesecake, fresh strawberries, and chocolate ice cream.

Blanche

[tries one] My gosh, you're right. That is the best thing I have ever tasted!

Dorothy

[eating a krispie] This is delicious!

Sophia enters kitchen Hey, give me a break. You can't smell that from the hall!

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