[on why the girls made up on their return flight] There was nothing else we could do. It was either that or watch Three Amigos! with a headset.
“Grab That Dough” · Season 3, Episode 16
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (6), Blanche Devereaux (4), Sophia Petrillo (4), Rose Nylund (2)
[suggests a way to get to the TV studio in time] I have a better idea - we can hitchhike. See, I can lift up my skirt, you know, like in that Clark Gable movie, It Happened One Night. Boy, we'll have a ride in no time.
Please! You lift up your skirt, and someone might mistake your thigh for the on ramp to the freeway.
Dorothy, I'm in the ladies room, I look in my brassiere. What do you think I find?
Hopefully, what we all find when we look in our brassiere.
Please, I haven't been able to find those since I nursed your brother Phil.
Rose is my daughter now. And you, Dorothy, are the biggest disappointment to hit the streets since the AMC Pacer!
GGuy
For another 100 points, Complete this famous saying: "Better Late Than..."
[Blanche rings in]
GGuy
Blanche.
Pregnant!
GGuy
That's incorrect, but certainly not untrue.
Nancy, honey. Now I don't generally like to throw my name around but you really leave me no choice. It so happens that I am Miss Angie Dickinson! And now, if you don't mind, I would like two rooms.
NNancy
You don't look like Angie Dickinson to me.
I know, I have altered my appearance for a very important movie role.
Yeah, it's about a woman who eats her way from behind the Iron Curtain.
GGuy
For another 100 points, Who is the current Secretary of State?
[Willard rings in]
GGuy
Willard?
WWillard
Charles Schulz.
He created Peanuts!
WWillard
I thought that was George Washington Carver.
[scoldingly] Willard, don't ever touch your buzzer again.
Dorothy and I are gonna team up with the Kaplan brothers.
The Kaplan brothers! You mean you and Dorothy are joining a country western band?
That's the Gatlin brothers, Rose!
Back in Sicily, I was on a game show. It was torture!
What was it called, Sophia?
I just told you: Torture! Mussolini asked the questions, and you better have the right answers. Things like, "Who do you like better, me or Hitler?" "Who's got the snappiest boots, me or Hitler?" "Who's got the cuter girlfriend, me or Hitler?" And you always had to answer, "Mussolini!" Otherwise, they forced you to play the lightning round. And they used real lightning!
Come on, Ma, you're making this up.
Like hell I did. Goodson-Todman brought it to the United States, changed a few rules and called it Tattletales!
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