The Golden Girls · Season 3, Episode 4
“The Housekeeper” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (5), Blanche Devereaux (3), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (2)
Alright, I won't go on with this charade any longer... there is something else -- I'm black. If that's a problem for you, I'm white. Of course that will cost you extra.
Oh, Marguerite, I could kiss you!
And I don't go for that freaky stuff.
[while Blanche is sitting next to them] Neither do Dorothy and I.
[after the girls discover what purports to be a charm placed under Dorothy's bed to help her sleep] I was just trying to be helpful. I figured with those terrible bags, you needed the rest.
Dorothy always looks like that.
Besides, it would take a lot more than rest to get rid of those babies.
Listen, I have an idea; why don't you all take turns hitting me with a two-by-four?
Girls, we can't fire her now. She's making me an aphrodisiac.
Use vodka and black underwear like everyone else!
I mean, when you look at it, has anything that out of the ordinary really happened?
[suddenly a man in a crow costume parachutes down onto the lanai.]
This isn't the Orange Bowl, is it?
Well then everything was just a misunderstanding, and Norman really did dump me for a fat woman!
No kidding, fatter than you?
[to Marguerite] So what's all this about you putting a curse on my daughter?
[doomed] We're all gonna be turned into kumquats.
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