[to Baby] There you are; you get into the kitchen and eat your slop before I spank that little pig fanny!
All right, I'm going, I'm going... oh sorry. That's the way they used to call us for dinner in the home.
“Bringing Up Baby” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Sophia Petrillo (4), Dorothy Zbornak (3), Rose Nylund (2), Blanche Devereaux (1)
Dorothy, I cannot let you do this.
Blanche, get out of my way.
I want that car, Dorothy. I will give you anything.
Blanche, we have to tell Rose the truth.
I'll give you one of my sons. I have given this a lot of thought, Dorothy. I have had four sons, I have never had a Mercedes. What do you say? Which one do you want? Biff, Doug, Skippy-- no, don't take Skippy. He's got asthma.
Blanche, this has gone far enough.
[about Baby] In a lot of ways, he reminds me of Jimmy Dean.
The actor or the sausage?
Twenty-five grand in 10 seconds? Now I know how Johnny Carson feels!
[describing what happened after she broke her glasses] It took me six hours to find my way home.
Ma, if you couldn't see, why didn't you call me to come get you?
I tried to, but every time I put in a dime and dialed, a condom popped out. I've got 5 in my pocket, here Dorothy. A lifetime's supply.
DDororhy
[asking the veterinarian after Baby's collapsed] How is Baby, doc?
I read in Newsweek they ran him out of Haiti!
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