[Dorothy and Blanche enter the kitchen. Dorothy is holding a pizza box.]
Hi, Rose.
We brought dinner.
What'd you get?
[gestures with the pizza box] A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.
“One For the Money” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (8), Rose Nylund (6), Blanche Devereaux (5), Sophia Petrillo (2)
[the doorbell rings]
Who on earth could that be at three o'clock in the morning?
Maybe it's a Jehovah's Witness with a caffeine problem?
[in a flashback] Where are you goin'?
SSal
To get some air.
We got air in the house.
SSal
I like beer with my air.
I think I have a little more endurance than you.
Blanche, we are not dancing on our backs.
Girls, wait a minute! We're talking about the sacred institution of marriage here! Are you willing to sacrifice the happiness of these two kids for the almighty dollar?
BDBlanche, Dorothy, Sophia
Yes!
I just wanted to be sure we were in agreement.
[handing Priscilla a crystal goblet after Priscilla announces she and Ramón are eloping] Listen, we were going to give you your wedding gift tomorrow, but since we won't see you, why don't you take it home with you tonight?
PPriscilla
Oh, thank you! [she quickly leaves]
Good night. [To Dorothy] Dorothy, are you crazy?! We're going to lose a fortune on this wedding!
And you let her march out that door with your best piece of crystal!
[into the telephone] Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report a robbery.
[arriving at the dance tournament and seeing Blanche and Dorothy there] Hi, girls!
Et tu, Judas?
No, it's me, Rose. I'm just wearing my hair a little differently.
Well, let me give you a little friendly advice - you're wasting your time, because that $1,000 prize is going to be mine. When I was younger I was known as the Dancing Fool.
How old were you when they dropped the "Dancing" part? [she and Blanche crack up]
[to her dance partner] You know, this reminds me of the big dance back in St. Olaf to kick off Pretzel Week. My Uncle Gunther, after the Great Beernut Shortage of '29---
Foul! Foul! Send a judge over here! [pointing at Rose] This woman is trying to put us to sleep!
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