[watching a violent movie in a theater with Mario] Woah! Oh, I'm sorry, Mario. I just, I never realized that ripping off a nose would leave that big a hole!
“Dorothy's Prized Pupil” · Season 2, Episode 21
In this episode: Rose Nylund (3), Dorothy Zbornak (2), Sophia Petrillo (2), Blanche Devereaux (1)
Where are you going?
The President is in town, so a bunch of us are going to his hotel to see his wife. I just loved her in Father Knows Best.
Sophia, you're a little confused, honey. That was Jane Wyatt, the President was married to Jane Wyman.
That old crow from Falcon Crest ?
Well, it doesn't matter, they're not married anymore. Now he's married to Nancy Davis.
From All About Eve?
That's Bette Davis.
The one who beat her kids with wire hangers?
No, that was Joan Crawford.
The fat cop from Highway Patrol?
[thinks] That was Broderick Crawford.
The President was married to Broderick Crawford? And Mondale still lost, what an idiot!
Rose, I'm sorry, I just don't feel comfortable having you work for me.
I do. You wanna be my servant, Rose?
Blanche, I'm not talking about big things. I'm talking about little things, like doing your laundry.
My laundry's more fun, Rose.
It's the only way I'll feel better about losing your earrings.
Ever see panties from the '20's, Rose? They got pockets!
[the girls are looking in the theater]
I can't see a thing.
What kind of a movie is this Dorothy?
PPatron
[yelling] Rip his throat out!
It's a musical Rose.
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