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The Golden Girls · Season 2, Episode 15

“Before and After” quotes from The Golden Girls

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“Before and After” · Season 2, Episode 15

In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (3), Dorothy Zbornak (2), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (1)

I am abhorred!

We know what you are Blanche. I'm glad to finally hear you admit it.

Sophia, I said "abhorred".

A whore, a slut, a tramp, it's all the same.

[describing what she saw] And at the information desk was this huge train schedule. And next to every departure it said "Destination: Heaven." My first thought was, "Gee, what a great title for a movie!" My second thought was "Damn! I'm dead!"

[continuing the description of her vision] There were people everywhere, rushing off to catch trains, sitting on benches, browsing in the souvenir shop.

The souvenir shop??

Of course, Blanche. They were all buying T-shirts, you know, the ones that say, "Today is the first day of the end of your life."

[rummaging through her shopping purchases] This is for me... this is for me... this is for me... this was for you, but it's so cute, now it's for me... this is for you. [hands Dorothy package]

"Edible Panties." Oh, what a lovely sentiment, thank you. [kisses Blanche on the cheek]

You really like 'em?

Like 'em? I love 'em! In fact, I may have the waistband with a glass of milk before I go to bed tonight.

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