I haven't been this depressed since I was rejected by Uncle Sam.
Well honey, if he was your uncle, it wasn't meant to be. It wasn't like if he was your cousin, where the relationship might have had a future.
Tell me Blanche, have any of your relatives appeared in Deliverance ?
We have created a poetry-writing citrus farmer who writes his letters with a lavender felt pen, and Rose thinks he's the most fascinating creature on earth. Now what does that tell you?
About the whole bunch of us!
I Isaac
I was wondering where the party got to.
Isaac, this is the ladies' room! This is where ladies go to the bathroom.
I Isaac
[looking at a large sofa that resembles a toilet] Whoa, how do you lift this baby up? I guess you have to stand back when you flush this thing.
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