The Golden Girls · Season 2, Episode 3
“Take Him, He's Mine” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (5), Blanche Devereaux (2), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (1)
[upset because Blanche has been going out with Stan] I thought you were my friend.
I am your friend!
Then why are you sleeping with my husband?!
[everyone in the grocery store turns and stares]
What are y'all lookin' at? Get on back to your LeSueur peas.
Dorothy, your husband's here.
I don't have a husband. Call the police.
(Stanley comes up behind Blanche in the doorway)
Your EX-husband, darling.
(not missing a beat) I'LL call the police.
We wanted to get the best corner before Johnny No-Thumbs shows up with his lunch wagon.
Johnny No-Thumbs ?
Well actually, he has several fingers missing from each hand. It's remarkable to watch him make a veal and pepper hero. [heads for the door]
Ma, you are trying to muscle in on a guy named Johnny No-Thumbs? Are you crazy? He's probably connected with the mob!
Relax! If they were his friends, he'd still have his thumbs! [opens the front door]
He's a very sweet man, although the first time he waved hello, Sophia misunderstood and gave him the finger back.
[Dorothy is storming out of the house because she thinks Stan and Blanche are sleeping together]
Where are you going?
To either get ice-cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.
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