I never had PMS.
Neither did I. But I had a BMW.
“End of the Curse” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Rose Nylund (6), Dorothy Zbornak (4), Blanche Devereaux (3), Sophia Petrillo (3)
No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist... except of course, when they were institutionalized!
[After an emotional Blanche runs into her bedroom, Dorothy and Rose run after her]
She's in there!
Really, Columbo?
[The girls discuss the strangeness of psychiatrists' patients]
Did you see him? Total fruitcake! We're talking serial murderer!
Well, if somebody tries to murder cereal, he should see a psychiatrist. [laughs]
Don't talk for the rest of the afternoon.
Do the minks have to be killed [for fur]?
No, Rose, many women like wearing coats that urinate.
[on menopause] What is the big deal, Blanche? It's nothing. Look at it this way: you don't get cramps once a month. You don't go on eating binges once a month. You don't get crazy once a month.
You just grow a beard.
Don't listen to her, Blanche.
You grow a beard, Dorothy! Believe me, I woke up one morning, I looked like Arafat!
Oh, my GOD!
I never grew a beard!
You never grew brains, either!
It is not a fly, Rose.
Spanish Fly is not a fly?
No.
What is it?
It's a beetle.
Rose': They call it a fly, but it's really a beetle?
Yes.
How do they know it's Spanish?
Because it wears a little sombrero, Rose!
Well why don't they just call it a beetle...Spanish Beetle?
Because they call it Spanish Fly.
Then what do they call their flies?
I DON'T CARE, ROSE!!! Forget it! I don't care! The minks can just sit there and we'll lose all our money! I don't care! Just don't mention Spanish Fly to me ever again!
You're really touchy about these Spanish Flies, aren't you.
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