The Golden Girls · Season 1, Episode 21
“Flu Attack (a.k.a.) The Flu” · Season 1, Episode 21
In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (7), Dorothy Zbornak (3), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (2)
All right, I want an answer and I want it NOW! Which one of you has been dippin' into my Vicks Vapo-Rub?
I took it, and my chest was already completely coated. I did it out of spite because you lost the pre-measured cap off my Ny-Quil!
Rose, I took your stupid cup and you know why? Because I feel lousy and being mean to you makes me feel better!
Dorothy Zbornak, you can go straight to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks!
"Double Hockey Sticks"?
Dorothy, where's my heatin' pad?
How should I know?
[Blanche lifts a cord running under Dorothy's blanket]
Well, if this isn't it, I'd like to know what other electrical appliance you're using under that blanket.
You really think selling candy is going to qualify you for that prestigious award?
Oh, excuse me. I didn't realize that slipping my tongue to half the firemen in the county was the more lofty social achievement!
[to Dorothy] You are undoubtedly the meanest sick person I've ever met! Not to mention the most unattractive.
Oh, you don't have to worry about me, honey, I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
[on why she isn't wearing the same green silk dress she wore to last year's banquet] I decided too many people would recognize it. It is such a stunnin' shade of green.
The only thing they'll remember is the way you fall out of it!
Sophia!
If you asked people the color, half of them would say, "Flesh tones"!
Sophia!!
[Dorothy blowing her nose]
Must you do that?!
She can't help it Blanche, she has to blow her nose. Or is that a banana.
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