You caught me one night sneaking out of the kitchen naked with an oreo in my mouth. We have no secrets.
“The Truth Will Out (a.k.a.) The Will” · Season 1, Episode 16
In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (4), Dorothy Zbornak (3), Sophia Petrillo (3), Rose Nylund (2)
Wills make people do crazy things.
Like what Blanche?
Do you know what they just uncovered in the Duncan Osgood murder case? That the day before she was murdered, Tippi Paxton Osgood had changed her will, making Duncan the sole heir to the Paxton Napkin fortune! [Dorothy stares at her] That man is guilty!
Oh come on, that's circumstantial evidence, I mean, it's not enough to convict him.
Well actually, the more damning evidence was the snapshot of Duncan dressed in scuba gear dragging Tippi's body down the stairs, wrapped in a carpet. [Dorothy stares at her again]
Maybe it was from their wedding album.
My whole life is an open book.
Your whole life is an open blouse!
My granddaughter wants to be an astronaut.
CCharley
Not really, grandma. I just want to meet boys who want to be astronauts.
Me too!
A lie is a lie, which is a sin, which sends ya straight to hell. Who told a lie?
Oh, who hasn't?
Me. I never lie.
Ma, how much did you lose at the dog track last week?
None of your business, and that's the truth!
[interrupting Rose's conversation with Charley] Are you two coming? The spaghetti is getting cold!
We'll be there in a minute, Sophia. We're in the middle of a makeup lesson.
I hope the kid can help ya. You wear more rouge than Miss Piggy.
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