Well, I am stunned. Just stunned. Stunned is the only way to describe how...stunned I am!
Just a minute, just a minute, Blanche. Are you trying to tell us that you are stunned?
“The Competition” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (4), Blanche Devereaux (4), Sophia Petrillo (4), Rose Nylund (3)
Oh, we've practiced enough! Every morning before work, every evening after work... all I ever wanted was to look cute in my bowling outfit.
I wonder why Italian men are so romantic.
It's the tight pants, Rose.
Well, what do you know? Sophia has a past!
That's right! But unlike yours, I didn't need penicillin to get through it.
[Blanche is asleep at the table. Dorothy wants to practice]
Blanche, let's go.
[Blanche murmurs in her sleep]
Come on, Blanche, let's go!
[Blanche murmurs again. Dorothy speaks in a manly whisper]
Blanche, wake up. My wife will be home any minute.
[Blanche shoots up]
WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
[smelling Sophia's spaghetti sauce] Sophia, that smells heavenly! Is it Chef Boyardee?
[holding up a kitchen knife] Stick it in my heart, Rose, it'll hurt less!
[tasting her sauce] Mmm... if this sauce was a person I'd get naked and make love to it.
[to Dorothy] I can't believe you're denying your own mother.
Denying her what?
Springsteen tickets Rose.
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