I do not snore.
Please, I'll bet less disgusting noises come out of Ernest Borgnine!
[later]
Ma, I do not snore.
Please, I had to turn you away from the windows so you wouldn't inhale the drapes!
“On Golden Girls” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (3), Sophia Petrillo (3), Blanche Devereaux (1), Rose Nylund (1)
This is like "The Long Day's Journey Into Light".
[correcting her] Night, Rose.
[heading to her room] Night, Dorothy.
How am I supposed to study for my French final with a fourteen-year-old in the house? It's hard enough with an eighty-year old.
Are you referring to me?
Of course not, Ma. I'm referring to Cary Grant. He's living in the broom closet.
[after Sophia slaps David for mouthing off] Is that all you Italians know how to do, scream and hit?
No, we also know how to make love and sing opera!
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