[voiceover] While my dad's plan to dance sank, Erica was ready to rise to the occasion.
Mom, guess what? I actually got Principal Ball to say yes, so the dirty dance is back on.
Well, that is very surprising to me, schmoop-aloo! [chuckling] I can't believe I did it. Uh, you! You did it, not me. I was here. [chuckling again] Mopping.
The dance is back on? That means I can still swayze you.
Let it go, Geoff. I'm not gonna sensually gyrate with you.
I'm sorry, "gyrate"?
If I'm gonna get dirty with anyone, it's gonna be Marc McGonagle.
Marc McGonagle?
Erica, I'm begging you. Give me a chance to groove all up on you.
No. Do not do that.
Let our bodies speak without words.
Stop! Nobody's body is speaking to any other bodies. This is just a school dance.
Dirty dance.
Ugh, again with that awful movie.
Think about it, dude. The school is letting us dirty-dance. They want us to get freaky.
Unh! Ladies' man Cogan bringing it dirty, y'all!
That was not in the movie.
Yeah, we never saw the movie, but the title says it all.
Guys, if you're gonna dirty-dance, at least do it right.
[They all practice dirty-dancing]
What have I done?
Florida.
Yes.
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