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The Gentlemen · Season 2, Episode 5

“A Suburban A-Road on the Outskirts of Basingstoke” quotes from The Gentlemen

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“A Suburban A-Road on the Outskirts of Basingstoke” · Season 2, Episode 5

In this episode: Susan Glass (7), Joseph Green (6), Edward Horniman (4), Chucky Kubra (2), Jack Glass (1), Stanley Johnston (1), JP Ward (1), Isabella Soranza de Parma (1)

HRHector Rodriguez

[leading Eddie and Susie through Peruvian cocaine refinement camp] This is where it happens. We got 15 of these farms in this valley alone. But that's not the special part. Let me show you where the magic happens. Come on. First, we take the leaves. You grind them into a paste. You take that paste and you strain it with a little bit of diesel. You're left with this shit. This dirty liquid. But then you add a bit of this. Magic ammonium. All you gotta do now is cook that down and you're left with a batch of super premium cоcɑіnе.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

This is all very interesting, Hector, but we're here to speak to Vargas about moving powder. Not a chemistry lesson.

HRHector Rodriguez

You're right, my bad, cabrón. [gestures] There you go. Let's go.

CVCarlos Vargas

Joe Green. Great to finally meet you at last. And this must be Miss Glass. Susie. This is my associate, Arturo. Welcome. I feel it's been a long time coming in your case, Joey. Working for us down in Miami, is that right? Oh, yeah. Five years. Joe is the best. Reliable, dependable. Cool under pressure. ...take a bullet for this man. Oh, wow. That's, uh... That's good to know.

HRHector Rodriguez

He's proved he can be trusted. Now he's got support from the UK, he's ready to take on a regular commitment.

CVCarlos Vargas

What kind of commitment were you thinking of?

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

Two hundred kilos a month.

CVCarlos Vargas

Hoo! Whoaǃ That's a big responsibilityǃ

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

That's why I didn't come here on my own.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Apart from providing the substantial amount of cash needed to get things started, I've also got access to a pre-existing network.

CVCarlos Vargas

I've heard nothing but good things about your operation, Miss Glass. But cоcɑіnе is a different kind of mistress to Mary Jane.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

I appreciate the disparities between the two products, but the logistics in terms of transportation and distribution are comparable.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

Which means we can pay you 4,000 a key. I'm 100% confident that we can deliver this, Mr. Vargas. I've looked at it from every angle, and it is watertight. With Susie's infrastructure, her experience, her talent, her sheer fսcking professionalism, coupled with my knowledge of the game, there is no danger here. There is only a 24-carat opportunity.

CVCarlos Vargas

I'll take a little time, perhaps a week or two, to think over your proposal, and we'll be in touch.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

You were immense today. Totally fearless. My heart was pounding so much I could barely think. But you, you just... You just stared him straight in the eye.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Well, at the end of the day, Vargas is a businessman like anyone else. As long as he thinks we can be relied upon to make him money, there's nothing to be scared of.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

Sure you wanna do this, Susie? If your dad found out, he'd kill us both. Well, maybe not you.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Oh, rest assured, Joseph. We'd both be in trouble.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

How's the Duke doing? Dunno. Recovering, I hear. You haven't spoken to him?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

I've tried calling. He won't answer. But what I hear is he has two broken legs, a broken arm, severe bruising, collapsed lung, and a half dozen broken fingers. All in all, he's had it pretty rough.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

That's not why you're doing this, is it? To get back at your dad?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

No, Jojo. I'm doing this because of your irresistible dimples, naughty sense of humor, and gigantic personality.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

That's very flattering, but it's still not an answer. [taking her hand]

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

What you doing?

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

Come on.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

No. I don't dance. You know that.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

I'm not taking no for an answer, Susie Glass.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

We have got a visitor, flown in all the way from South America.

HRHector Rodriguez

[from walkway bridge in loft] Buenos días, Susanita.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Hector, you're a long way from home.

HRHector Rodriguez

I wanted to tell you the good news in person. Mr. Vargas says yes.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

So we're on?

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

You fսcking bet we're on.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

[voiceover of montage] My father regaled me with stories about the perils of the chop game from an early age. For him, the gap between Class A and Class B drսg was a vast chasm that could never be crossed. His rationale was that cоcɑіnе dealers were like wild animals, capable of anything, and always hurtling towards their own inevitable destruction. However, that doesn't mean the distribution infrastructure he's built in the weed game over the last 20 years isn't perfectly suited to cоcɑіnе. An infrastructure we can take advantage of with the help of some old friends. [in a flashback scene] Chucky, Joe, meet JP and family.

How are we, lads? Beautiful place. Ready?

JJJoe and JP

[toasting drinks] Slainte!

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

[voiceover of montage] Providing everyone involved acts with due discretion. The Duke's attempts to create a lucrative new revenue stream were always gonna come to my father's attention, meaning they were always dependent on his consent. A gift that he was ultimately unwilling to give. Whereas we're just piggybacking on his preexisting operation. So long as my father never finds out, he never needs to worry.

[in a flashback scene] This is not how you clean cash, Suze. You go slowly. There's too much money coming through.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

Uh, I think it's a problem we can deal with. Right, Suze?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Yeah. We'll get on to it straight away. [voiceover of montage] The truth is that what my father was presenting as wisdom was, in fact, masking a lack of ambition that, over time, turned him into an evergreen tree, under which nothing else could grow. As soon as you free yourself from that cautious and inward-looking mindset, the possibilities are limitless, and the only real problem you're faced with is what to do with all that money.

[leading Eddie through Guildford Cathedral ] It used to take hundreds of years and thousands of men to construct a cathedral, with the confidence that God was listening. This 1960s monstrosity took two years and 100 men. The reason for this is the constriction that comes with the abandonment of certainty. I want to ask you a question. Alongside the inevitable feelings of despondency and regret you must have been wrestling with, did you, at any stage, experience any sense of liberation?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

No, Mr. Johnston. None whatsoever.

It's not until you leave yourself behind that you can experience who you really are.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Trouble is that in my case, the process that stripped me of my privileges has left me in a rather precarious position that needs swift resolution, which is why I'd like to offer my estate as collateral for a loan of 100 million sterling.

The very number I offered you the first day we met. ( Stanley chuckles ) Must be fate.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

If I can't repay the loan within a year, plus 15% interest, the estate and the grounds are yours.

What do you plan to do with this money, should I agree?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Repay my debts and recapitalize.

Are you familiar with the London Stone, Your Grace?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Yes, it's a... It's a landmark on Cannon Street.

It's much more than just a landmark, but the legend has it that Brutus brought it to the British Isles, the supposed founder of Britain, back in 1115 B.C.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

So long as the Stone of Brutus is safe...

So long London will flourish. Hm. Its history, and yours, predates the Roman Empire. The legend states it arrived with the Trojans and landed in the British Isles 1,200 years before the birth of Christ. They saw the potential in this island they named Albion, so they left behind the stone, like a mystical beacon that would pulse for a millennia.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Well, that's a charming story.

I believe that you are the direct descendant of King Priam, the last king of Troy. That your aristocratic lineage goes back much further than you ever imagined, to the ancient Greeks.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

You may be slightly overstating my lineage. It's very kind of you. But I'm not here for a history lesson. I'm here for a number.

I will grant you your loan, Lord Horniman, Duke of Halstead. I will have Stevens draw up the contract at once. Not because I wish to acquire your country seat, but more because I'd like to see you realize your full potential.

MMMarco Moretti

It's good to see you. [chuckles] You look well. Ah... [chuckles] Considering.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Yes, well, thank you. And, uh... I'm sorry I let you down.

MMMarco Moretti

This is the nature of speculation, you know. Sometimes you achieve your ambitions. Sometimes... you fall short.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Look, I understand you can't write off 60 million as pure speculation.

MMMarco Moretti

Hm.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

But instead of returning the money, what if we went one better?

MMMarco Moretti

Mm-hmm.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

We take the 60 million, plus another 40 from me, and we invest it. Fifty farms across the continent within three years. It's not about retribution. It's about levelling the playing field.

MMMarco Moretti

You made a big play, Eddie. And you lost. People talk. Mud sticks, you know. You know what you need to do now? [in Italian] Retreat... Rebuild... Evolve.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

And that is exactly what I intend to do, Marco.

MMMarco Moretti

Yes, but you need to earn people's trust.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

What... What is this? Is this a brush-off?

MMMarco Moretti

No, no, no, no. It's just right now, I think you are not ready.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

No, I am ready. No. I am. Before, I was encumbered. Now I am free from my previous associations. They were the ones holding me back.

MMMarco Moretti

[chuckles] Yes, you may be free, but you are alone. Eddie, you are alone. You have no roots in the world you intend to operate in. You understand? Ah. Hm?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Fine. Money will be in your account by the end of play.

MMMarco Moretti

[in Italian] Obviously. [leaves]

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

[Joe walks past] See? There he is. Nothing to worry about.

Uh, Suze, I don't know about you, but, uh, I don't fancy dying today.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

No one's gonna die, Chucky. Everything's fine. This is just some kind of scam or a massive fuck-off.

Suze, in both those scenarios, we could end up fսcking dead.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

It'll be fine.

What are you so calm for, you bastard?

AArturo

Any idea what's going on here, Suze?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

There seems to have been some kind of miscommunication with our mate Hector. Turns out the gear was never ours to sell.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

No. Nah, that's crazy. Hector wouldn't do that.

AArturo

Yoǃ Sit down. And you. I'll tell you what I'll do.

I do a banging karak chai. You fancy a tea? I'll do you a tea. Yeah? Tea?

AArturo

No chai. And you're not going anywhere, mate. [calls to subordinate] Angel. [to Joe] I've got a couple of questions for you, Joe. And I hope you've got the answers I need so we can move forward.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

Yeah, so do I.

AArturo

You bought all this cоcɑіnе off Hector, right?

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

Uh-huh.

AArturo

Where is the rest?

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

We... We sold it.

AArturo

You make a lot of money?

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

Yeah, yeah, we did okay.

AArturo

Where is the money now?

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

That's our money, Arturo.

AArturo

The cоcɑіnе wasn't yours. So the money does not belong to you. You need to tell me where is the fսcking money. Otherwise, it's gonna be a problem. For you. For your compañeros.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

[Arturo grabs Susie's hand with a raised screwdriver] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm the fսck down! What the fսck? Listen, listen, okay? The money, yeah? The money is at my flat. Okay? But I can give you something you want much more than money. Yeah? Hector. The bloke that stole the coke off you in the first place.

AArturo

Where is he?

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

I spoke to him this morning! Yeah? He's on the way to my flat right now. I suggest, okay... I suggest that... that me and you, we meet him there, so we can... so we can just straighten all of this out, yeah? [exhales]

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Okay. Play nicely.

AArturo

[in Spanish to Bruno with a raised gun] These pricksǃ They have no idea what they've gotten themselves into. [in English] You stay here. She's going to the flat. Angel. Bruno. You bring Hector back. You know where he lives, right?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Yeah, I know where he lives.

AArturo

[in Spanish] If Hector isn't there. Then kill her.

GGarbielle

[posing as delivery worker holding up clipboard] Sorry, is it all right if I get one of you boys to sign this? Only I'm in a bit of a rush today.

Oi, mate, where do you want these bad boys? [opens fire on Vargas thugs]

[Susie appears in restaurant dining floor and shoots Arturo dead] What the fսck's going on in here, Susie?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

That's the £12 million question, innit?

Suze, you're gonna have to tell me what's going on.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

I will. When I know. Right now, I need you to put those bodies somewhere no one will ever find them. And you can't talk to Dad about any of it.

Right, look, are you on top of this or not?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

I'm on top of it.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

This is the way I see it, yeah? Either Arturo was making some kind of land grab, taking us and Hector out so that he can control the UK, or Hector has been lying to us from the beginning.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

We need to speak to Hector.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

I haven't spoken to him in days.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

You said you tried to call him this morning.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

I made that up, trying to split their numbers so we could take them out.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

We need to speak to Vargas. Explain the situation.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

You really think he's gonna listen after what we just did? Susie, we need to disappear until we figure things out. Vargas is gonna come after us. It's what these people do. It's what these people are like. Look, uh... [gets close to her] I'm not gonna let anything happen to ya. Susie, I love ya. And we're in this together, yeah? This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna grab the money, get the fսck out of here. We can go anywhere. Tenerife, Thailand, fսcking Timbuktu.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Okay. Um... I can sort a plane from the Duke's airfield.

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

Good. Yeah. I'll get the cash from the flat. You grab the diamonds. Pack whatever you can into a small suitcase. Pack lightly.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

How light? ( chuckles softly )

JGJoseph "Joe" Green

This might not be forever, but it might be. [kisses her]

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

[appears at airfield] I hope I'm not interrupting.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Not at all. This is a pleasant surprise.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Ah, likewise.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Going anywhere nice?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

I'm taking an impromptu trip. You know me, I'm a lady of leisure these days.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

You're looking good, all things considered.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Thank you.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

I'm sorry about the fallout with you and my dad. I thought a slap on the wrist would have sufficed, but you know what he's like when he's in a tizzy.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Doesn't matter now. It's in the past. But I feel like I have a clearer idea of what I want these days.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

What's that?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Everything.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Punchy. You've certainly been able to pull some silver linings out of what most people would've considered pretty murky waters.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

You have to leave yourself behind to realize the true value of yourself. Once you lose everything, you realize the things that you had were ephemeral and transitory. They were never really yours in the first place.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

You're starting to scare me, Eddie.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

That's not scary. I'm worried about you, Susan.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Worried about me, how? That I'm emotionally unhinged? Overly materialistic? Lacking in karmic balance?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Sad. That was the word I was gonna use. Sad. Don't worry about me, Eddie. I'll be just fine. Go on. You'll miss your flight. Yeah. Keep in touch.

ISIsabella "Bella" Soranza de Parma

This is unexpected. To what do I owe the pleasure?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

I thought we could have a chat.

ISIsabella "Bella" Soranza de Parma

You sound serious. Am I in trouble?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

No, you're not. I might be. [to server] Uh, Antonio. Two drinks? [to Bella] I wanted to tell you a... a story, Bella. Bear with me, 'cause there's a small chance there might be a happy ending. There was once a man who made a mistake. And the cost of that miscalculation was a punishment. He awoke to find himself in a shallow grave, surrounded by the black abyss of nothingness. The pain was crushing. His legs were broken, and his body was beaten, and any movement invited a mplification of the agony that he was already drowning in. Thank you, Antonio. The only noise he could hear was a voice telling him his time was up. The game was over. The bell had rung. And as he closed his eyes, he accepted his fate. A spark of light appeared, flickering on the periphery of his consciousness. And that spark had an intention. It emanated a single message. "Follow me." And so he did. And after two nights, three miles of quagmire, thorn wood, and bush, he found himself on a suburban A-road on the outskirts of Basingstoke, and... and he was saved.

ISIsabella "Bella" Soranza de Parma

Why did you stop?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

To allow you to finish the story.

ISIsabella "Bella" Soranza de Parma

How am I supposed to know how the story finishes?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

'Cause you were there, Bella. You were on the journey. Every step of the way. I owe you my life. [takes out handkerchief] And, um, now... [places handkerchief on table] you owe me an answer.

ISIsabella "Bella" Soranza de Parma

[unfolds handkerchief to reveal a finger band ring, exhales] The answer is yes.

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