[Joe walks past] See? There he is. Nothing to worry about.
Uh, Suze, I don't know about you, but, uh, I don't fancy dying today.
No one's gonna die, Chucky. Everything's fine. This is just some kind of scam or a massive fuck-off.
Suze, in both those scenarios, we could end up fսcking dead.
It'll be fine.
What are you so calm for, you bastard?
Any idea what's going on here, Suze?
There seems to have been some kind of miscommunication with our mate Hector. Turns out the gear was never ours to sell.
No. Nah, that's crazy. Hector wouldn't do that.
Yoǃ Sit down. And you. I'll tell you what I'll do.
I do a banging karak chai. You fancy a tea? I'll do you a tea. Yeah? Tea?
No chai. And you're not going anywhere, mate. [calls to subordinate] Angel. [to Joe] I've got a couple of questions for you, Joe. And I hope you've got the answers I need so we can move forward.
Yeah, so do I.
You bought all this cоcɑіnе off Hector, right?
Uh-huh.
Where is the rest?
We... We sold it.
You make a lot of money?
Yeah, yeah, we did okay.
Where is the money now?
That's our money, Arturo.
The cоcɑіnе wasn't yours. So the money does not belong to you. You need to tell me where is the fսcking money. Otherwise, it's gonna be a problem. For you. For your compañeros.
[Arturo grabs Susie's hand with a raised screwdriver] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm the fսck down! What the fսck? Listen, listen, okay? The money, yeah? The money is at my flat. Okay? But I can give you something you want much more than money. Yeah? Hector. The bloke that stole the coke off you in the first place.
Where is he?
I spoke to him this morning! Yeah? He's on the way to my flat right now. I suggest, okay... I suggest that... that me and you, we meet him there, so we can... so we can just straighten all of this out, yeah? [exhales]
Okay. Play nicely.
[in Spanish to Bruno with a raised gun] These pricksǃ They have no idea what they've gotten themselves into. [in English] You stay here. She's going to the flat. Angel. Bruno. You bring Hector back. You know where he lives, right?
Yeah, I know where he lives.
[in Spanish] If Hector isn't there. Then kill her.
[posing as delivery worker holding up clipboard] Sorry, is it all right if I get one of you boys to sign this? Only I'm in a bit of a rush today.
Oi, mate, where do you want these bad boys? [opens fire on Vargas thugs]
[Susie appears in restaurant dining floor and shoots Arturo dead] What the fսck's going on in here, Susie?
That's the £12 million question, innit?
Suze, you're gonna have to tell me what's going on.
I will. When I know. Right now, I need you to put those bodies somewhere no one will ever find them. And you can't talk to Dad about any of it.
Right, look, are you on top of this or not?
I'm on top of it.
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