I've been out on the street for twenty minutes trying to get a cab, Bryan, that's why I'm ringing you. There are no cabs. I have used binoculars. You cannot see a cab. Van? What van? No, I'm not going to go out and pick up an international visitor in a van, Bryan. No. Alright, where is it?
“Pommy Visitor” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: John Clarke (8), Gina Riley (5), Nicholas Bell (3), Bryan Dawe (2)
Did you actually see John in the courtesy car?
TSTim Schwerdt
No.
Good.
TSTim Schwerdt
Why do you say that?
Because I sold it this morning.
How late are we?
The difference between the time his plane arrived and the time it is now could be measured by an archaeologist.
Dead weight he might be, but at least I think we could have got here on time to meet him.
It won't matter anyway.
"It won't matter anyway," she said boldly.
His plane will have been late.
Oh, we're predicting the past now. You don't often see that.
Just trying to keep the dream alive, Gina.
No-one asked you about the gun?
NMNeil MacPherson
No.
Did you have it with you when no-one asked you about it? Did you just walk straight through?
NMNeil MacPherson
Yes, no problem.
It doesn't really look like a gun.
I suppose it fires things that don't really look like bullets.
It doesn't look like a gun. it could be anything.
TDTaxi Driver
Take your gun, mate?
NMNeil MacPherson
Thank you very much.
And this small thermo-nuclear device if you've got room. Just anywhere in there.
He's in the newspaper today.
Oh, not again! What's he done today? Give us a look
Yesterday he christened a baby gorilla the the zoo.
Oh, yes. There's virtually no end to his capacity.
He's the one on the left.
We've had a review of all aspects of the office setup.
Could you perhaps be a tiny bit more specific?
You do try to make this as difficult as possible, don't you?
No, I'm not trying to make it difficult Nicholas. And personally I think you're doing fairly well so far. But would you mind please defining "we", "review", "aspects", "office" and "setup".
These are the latest figures on the sponsorship shortfall.
Situation.
Sponsorship shortfall situation.
Sponsorship situation.
Sponsorship situation.
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