[Discussing the problem of the Millennium Bug]
I don't see what all the fuss is about. What did they do the last time this happened?
What, in 1899?
“Millennium Bug/FAQs” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: John Clarke (7), Gina Riley (3), Bryan Dawe (2)
There I was thinking you were a bloody idiot and it turns out you're very smart.
Plan B, Bryan, is basically Plan A with an element of panic.
[Attempting vainly to imitate Gina's voice] Open up! Open computer up!
[Giving a live press conference over the internet]
How do people send questions to us on the internet?
With a mouse, as I understand it Gina.
[Answering questions sent by email]
This is just one taken at random. This is actually about the country, Australia. What is the population of Australia, and what are its main industries?
Well, the population is about 17 million.
Yes, and we don't have any industries as such.
[Answering questions sent by email]
I have another question here: what is the separation of powers?
Ah, well this is a constitutional question. The separation of powers is a constitutional division of the two entities in which power is vested in Australia: Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. If Mr Packer wants cricket, Mr Murdoch would be given Telecoms. If Mr Murdoch wants rugby league, of course Mr Packer would be given the cotton industry.
[Giving a live press conference over the internet]
If you would like us to answer any questions on the internet - perhaps we could settle an argument, or maybe you'd like to make a booking, or perhaps you're just curious - this is how you get in touch with us: 'dot com'.
What's 'dot com', John?
What is 'dot com'? I was told you 'dot com' - you put the mouse through the window in the 'dot com'.
No, no ... no.
And you do it, and it comes through the service station. And you choose the search motor, and there's a drop-down dinner.
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