There's a labourer over there in about Section 12. He's not so much as farted in twenty minutes. Look at him!
“Past Sports Stars and Gender” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: John Clarke (5), Gina Riley (3)
Asia's broke, John. They called this morning to say they're not coming.
Let the minutes show that at this point Mr Clarke left the meeting of the Australian Rationalists' Society looking tense but dignified.
Oh I'm sorry. Did you want the slice of pizza without the staples?
[Answering the telephone] Hello, welcome to the island continent.
David, if you could tell a man from a woman, how did a woman win the Men's World Championship?
Can this person compete or not?
DPDavid Pigot
In which event?
In either event.
DPDavid Pigot
Let's take them one at a time, shall we?
The Men's?
DPDavid Pigot
No
The Women's?
DPDavid Pigot
No.
That pretty much exhausts the possibilities as I see it.
David, do you want the shooting to be a very big success at the Sydney Olympics, or are you completely insane? Richo says you can only pick one.
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