John Clarke and Bryan Dawe in “Millennium Bug/FAQs”

If you would like us to answer any questions on the internet - perhaps we could settle an argument, or maybe you'd like to make a booking, or perhaps you're just curious - this is how you get in touch with us: 'dot com'.

What's 'dot com', John?

What is 'dot com'? I was told you 'dot com' - you put the mouse through the window in the 'dot com'.

No, no ... no.

And you do it, and it comes through the service station. And you choose the search motor, and there's a drop-down dinner.