Journalist quotes from The Games

Is Mister ... "Costellopto" going to be coming?

John Clarke

Does anyone have any questions that don't have anything to do with lacrosse?

How much over budget are the Games at the moment?

John Clarke

Have we got any more lacrosse questions?

Your budget figures seem to be blown to the shithouse.

John Clarke

Excuse me? That's a question is it, Shakespeare?

They say you've reneged on your commitment to use totally recycled water within the Olympic village.

[Whispering from off-stage] There's a good reason for that!

There is a good reason for that, and it is this:

[Whispering from off-stage] The Hindus won't touch recycled water.

The Zulus won't torch it.

The Zulus won't torch it?

Not in a million years. We asked them. We're not idiots.

[Whispering from off-stage] The Indians won't drink it!

West Indians want trinkets. What can I do? My hands are tied.