Journalist, Fran and others in “Robbo and the 100 Metres”

They say you've reneged on your commitment to use totally recycled water within the Olympic village.

[Whispering from off-stage] There's a good reason for that!

There is a good reason for that, and it is this:

[Whispering from off-stage] The Hindus won't touch recycled water.

The Zulus won't torch it.

The Zulus won't torch it?

Not in a million years. We asked them. We're not idiots.

[Whispering from off-stage] The Indians won't drink it!

West Indians want trinkets. What can I do? My hands are tied.