[Alf walks out of a greenhouse]
Unlucky Alf
Me new greenhouse. That should keep me tom's nice and warm. Though knowing my luck, kids'll probbly break it wi' cricket ball.
[cricket ball flies up from over the wall]
Unlucky Alf
Oh no, me new greenhouse!
[ball hits him in the face]
Child [offscreen]
Can we have our ball back, Unlucky Alf?
Unlucky Alf
Oh, all right, mind your 'eads.
[he throws the ball and it smashes the greenhouse]
Unlucky Alf
Oh...bugger!
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