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Prof. Dexter in “Season One, Episode One”

Prof. Dexter

We took four cardboard tubes, the kinda tubes you'd find in a brand of regular toilet tissue, and then proceeded to place them on the floor. Making four columns, equidistantly thus. We wanted to test if these cardboard tubes would support the average body-weight of a human man.

[he steps on the tubes and they are crushed before he can even get both of his feet up]

No.

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