[a man enters a suit store and is approached by Ken]
Good morning, sir. How are we today, sir?
Fine. You?
Radiant, sir, radiant.
[the man picks up a suit ]
Ooh, that is a lovely suit, isn't it, sir?
Yes, yes it's nice.
Ooh, suit you, sir, suit like that, ooh. Do you want one off the peg, sir, or do you want one made up?
Well I'm looking for something a bit smart, I'm starting a new job.
Ooh, congratulations, sir. Will you be having your own secretary, sir?
Yes. Yes, I think so.
Will you be giving it to her, sir?
I'm sorry?
Your secretary, sir, will you be giving it to her?
I'm not sure I understand.
Have you thought of a colour, sir? We have some excellent Blue Serge.
Yes, blue, or a grey.
Oooh, suit you, sir, ooh. The ladies like a man in a suit, don't they, sir?
[the man grins and nods his head]
Were you out with a lady last-night, sir?
Yes, I was, as a matter of fact.
Did she want it, sir?
I beg your pardon?
The lady you were out with last-night, sir, did she want it, sir? Ooh, suit you, sir, ooh!
[the man goes to leave]
Ah, ah, arms. Sorry, sir, didn't mean a thing. Just making conversation, won't say another word. This...lady you were out with last-night, sir?
Yes.
Known her long?
Yes, about four years. She's my fiancée.
[Kenneth walks up]
Does she want it, sir?
You what?
Your fiancée, does she want it, sir? Is she a pale girl, sir? Doe-eyed, sir?
Like a frightened deer in a woodland glade, sir? Cornered by the hounds, ooh!
Does she make this sort of noise, sir? Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Good bye. [he leaves]
Does she look over her shoulder at you, sir, like this? Ah!
Suit you, sir.
Suit you, sir.
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