Renee and Roy in “Season One, Episode One”

Oh, we’ve been to Stratford on Avon and to went to see Shakespeare’s old house, I said to the guide it’s a bit pokey, What did I say to the guide Roy?

It’s a bit pokey

Only they’ve kept it very olde worlde, they’ve not modernised it all you know, its still very Shakespearean- you can buy his story books on the way out, I said to Roy I said the prices aren’t old fashioned are they, what did I say Roy?

The prices aren’t old fashioned.

Oh they did laugh. I mean we're not big fans of Shakespeare myself and Roy, we like Jasper Carrot, we went to see him last year at the Davenport, oh he had everyone roaring laughing I said to Roy I think I’m going to pee me pants, what did I say Roy?

I think I’m going to pee me pants

We went to see Ken Dodd the year before that, oh we’re big fans of Doddy myself and Roy, four and a half hours he did, how long did he do Roy?

Four and a half hours

Oh you know, we had chicken in a basket, the lot, I said we’ve had a smashing night, what did I say Roy?

We had a smashing night and thoroughly enjoyed it

I didn’t say thoroughly enjoyed it- Roy!