Denzel Crocker! You have revealed your secret!
DDenzel
No it was a mistake!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The Turners and the Dinklebergs get ready to play Charades]
TSTimmy's Mom
Come on! Let's play Charades!
TSTimmy's Dad
All right, you guys. Remember the rules of Charades. This means "sounds like" [pulls his ear]. This means "two words" [pulls up two fingers]. This means "you got it" [touching his nose]. Now let's show the Dinklebergs how we Turners are the best charades players ever!
[1.25 Seconds Later]
TSTimmy's Dad
YOU ARE THE WORST CHARADES PLAYER EVER!
DDinkleberg
Thanks for the trophies, Turner.
TSTimmy's Dad
This [waves his arms like a bird] is not a bulldozer! This [gallops like a horse] is not a fudgesicle! And [pretends to row a boat] HOW IS THIS GHOSTBUSTERS II?!
But...
[pointing to his butt] No buts! [Points to Timmy's room] Go to your room!
CContestant
I'd like to solve the puzzle! Is it "Get Chip Skylark to say I wish I had Timmy Turner's Voice?" [a buzzer sounds]
HHost
No! I'm sorry. It's that old song, "Get Chip Skylark to say I wish I had Tommy Turner's Voice".
And then, when I was eight, my mom and dad said my turtle ran away. But he couldn't have run away. Turtles can't run!
NCNega Chin
We'll meet again, Crimson Chin! I swear it!
You can't swear. Only the super-edgy 1985 Crimson Chin can swear!
1C1985 Crimson Chin
Yeah, and I got cancelled for it!
TCTimmy/Cleft
Thanks for saving me, Crimson Chin. You're a real hero.
NCNega Chin
Yes I am, Cleft. Yes I am. [evil laugh]
TCTimmy/Cleft
Hey, what's up with the evil laugh?
NCNega Chin
Um..uh...Stay in school! [flies off]
DCDoctor Crocktopus/Crocker
[imprisoned in the Nega Chin's lair] This is a very depressing room. No sunlight, no hope... I should teach kids in here!
CCDr. Crocktopus/Crocker
IT'S THE NEGA CHIN! THE CRIMSON CHIN'S ARCHENEMY!
BSBaby Shredder/Vicky
How did you know that?
CCDr. Crocktopus/Crocker
I've confiscated a lot of comic books in my time.
[In a show parodying Speed Racer]
ATAdult Timmy
Hand me the Remote!
[extremely fast in a parody of bad anime dubbing] Why should I trust you? You're an adult! And if you're an adult that means you're not a child, and if you are not a child that means you're an adult, and if you're an adult that means you can be trusted! [Parody of Speed Racer's rapid frame changing] Aah! Ooh! Aah!
[In a show parodying Blue's Clues]
JJeff
Hi, kids! I'm Jeff! Ignore the shaving cut and the five o'clock shadow. I'm really a kid, just like you. Hey, let's go find some hints! Some Clint's Hints! Come on!
[In a show parodying Sesame Street]
I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!
ATAdult Timmy
[about to fade away] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Maho Mushi". You can... change the future.
But if I do, you won't exist!
ATAdult Timmy
Sure I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know.
[He fades away]
No, come back! Please! Please! [screams] Every time something cool happens in my life- Every Time, Vicky ruins it! Well, I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!
[The Turners confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil]
So Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are, and always have been, an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!
[in tears] I'm, I'm sorry! I blame television!
Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?
Yes?
Vicky, you're fired!
[to Mr. Burkenbakke] Mr. Burkenbakke? What are you doing with this garage sale? There's no garage.
BMr. Burkenbakke
Of course not. I'm a teacher. I can't afford a garage. It's a "I Don't Have a Garage" garage sale. I don't make "Crocker" money.
[reading a sign] Make Smoof, Not War? What's "smoof"?
BMr. Burkenbakke
Only the most naturally recurring material on Earth, little dude.
How come I've never heard of it?
BMr. Burkenbakke
Because, "the man" doesn't want you to.
[appears after Timmy rubs his lamp] Whoa, man! That was some party. Hey! This isn't Marlo's house; and these aren't my pants.
Hey, you're a genie!
Well, I guess we can cut brains off the wish list. Okay, kid here's the deal: I am Norm. I'm a magical genie, and- [Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda walk away] -hey! Wait up! [poofs back in front of Timmy] What's the big ten-year old hurry? What, are you late for a wedgie? Don't ya get it, for freeing me from the lamp, you get three wishes so- [Timmy and his fairies walk away again; and Norm poofs back up in front of Timmy] Hey! Smoof for brains! What part of three wishes do you not understand?
Timmy doesn't need you. He has fairy godparents. [Cosmo and Wanda's hair gets tangled]
The swirl is dangerous!
[chuckling] Fairy Godparents? [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, they're useful.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Fairly OddParents pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.