You're just a kid. What are you doing writing for a church newsletter?
KKid
What were you doing on a stage?
S6 E9Drew Can't Carey A Tune
I'll get him out of this.
How?
The same way I got him out of the Presidential Physical Fitness test. (elbows a nearby fire alarm. Everyone files out as the alarm blares)
S9 E26Finale
DDon
Whore! Whore! WHOOOOOORRRREEEEE!
[The series' last lines: Drew and Kelly's son has just been born]
KKelly
You know, honey, we never did settle on a name.
Oh, I'm so exhausted from all this. Why don't you pick?
KKelly
Well, maybe we should name him after the man who was kind enough to die to give us a priest.
Oh, that's a wonderful idea. What was Mr. Clark's first name?
PPriest
Enos.
Drew Jr. it is.
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