Mr. Wick (reading the review): "If Drew Carey was Jesus Christ's opening act, Christianity would have closed 2,000 years ago." (laughs)
“Drew Can't Carey A Tune” · Season 6, Episode 9
In this episode: Drew (1), Kate O'Brien (1), Oswald Lee Harvey (1)
You're just a kid. What are you doing writing for a church newsletter?
KKid
What were you doing on a stage?
I'll get him out of this.
How?
The same way I got him out of the Presidential Physical Fitness test. (elbows a nearby fire alarm. Everyone files out as the alarm blares)
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