The Drew Carey Show · Season 1, Episode 7
“Drew in Court” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Drew (4), Lewis Kiniski (1), Mimi Bobeck (1)
Ms. Bobeck, will you please tell the court what you told me out in the hall? And remember, there were witnesses! [gestures to Kate, Oswald and Lewis]
I said I think you're a disgusting pig and I hate your guts with an all-consuming passion.
After that.
I'd do whatever it took to get you put away.
After that.
You four-eyed butt weasel.
Your honour, I would like you to consider this witness's testimony impeached and I also would like to request a 10 minute recess because, well, that hurt!
How did I harass Nora by putting up that cartoon? Define sexual harassment for me!
According to this, sexual harassment is any unwelcome touching or advance.
That's every sexual advance I make!
Here's a joke that won't offend anybody: a person and a person walk into a place. There, that's it.
[making closing argument] That guy at Tiananmen Square wasn't trying to stop a tank; he was trying to tell a funny knock-knock joke. 'Knock Knock. Who's there? A big-ass tank.' Lighten up, people!
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