The Cosby Show · Season 3
Theo, since you enjoy playing circus so much, you can be part of one: the Huxtable circus. This is the big top. And you get to clean the big top from top to bottom, stating with those windows. Then you can do the floors.
Look at it this way son; here, no elephants.
Turning fifty is a monumental occasion in a man's life.
Oh, Lord, who let this child in the house?
[who is in the doghouse with Clair] I'd really like to talk to Clair.
Alright, but just remember. You don't have me to block for you any more.
[Clair and Cliff are in bed sick]
Let's call Theo.
Okay, on the count of three: one, two, three!
Cliff and Clair: [Very weakly] Theo...Theo.
I'm all yelled out.
Cliff, do you think any of them will ever come up and check on us?
I don't think so, dear. I think they've got us right where they want us.
How are we going to get the water?
I'll get it. Gimme some help.
[Clair gives him a nudge out of bed and he immediately falls on his face]
Cliff?
Hm?
Are you okay?
Yes, dear. I'm just gonna take a little nap.
Do you have to hammer?
I don't HAVE to...but I wouldn't feel right getting paid for just standing here.
You mean Clair lets you eat potato chips?
Lets me eat potato chips!?! I'm a man, I'll eat what I want!
Honey, if you touch that pizza, you're dead.
Dear, one little piece of pizza won't hurt me.
I'll kill you.
Would you like to do me a really big favor?
No.
Oh, come on Theo. You owe me a favor. Remember the time when you wanted to buy that yo-yo that lights up in the dark? I was the one that lent you the 75 cents.
That was three years ago Vanessa.
These hamburgers are too big for the kids, so if you could take them back...
And you want me to cover them in ketchup, mustard and pickles and squeeze them into regular hamburger buns.
Yes!
Say no more, I have three kids myself, they don't like to eat here either.
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