Sondra, promise you won't get mad.
What did you do?
I spilled nail polish.
Okay. We'll go clean it up.
In your suitcase.
S2 E14The Auction
[Cliff is bidding on a painting and keeps getting outbid]
Hey, you, stop that! That's my daddy's painting!
AAuctioneer
All right, we have $1000 and a little girl who loves her daddy.
Sondra, promise you won't get mad.
What did you do?
I spilled nail polish.
Okay. We'll go clean it up.
In your suitcase.
[Cliff is bidding on a painting and keeps getting outbid]
Hey, you, stop that! That's my daddy's painting!
AAuctioneer
All right, we have $1000 and a little girl who loves her daddy.
S2 E15Theo and Cockroach
[Yelling at some snowball-throwing kids] This is Dr. Huxtable! I delivered some of you! I'm a parent and a taxpayer! And I am probably the only adult who will sue little children!
[Yelling at some snowball-throwing kids] This is Dr. Huxtable! I delivered some of you! I'm a parent and a taxpayer! And I am probably the only adult who will sue little children!
[Ready to start throwing back at them] All right! You asked for it! Now you're gonna get it! You little weasels!
S2 E16The Dentist
I think if you were to go ahead of Peter and show him there's nothing to be afraid of, he'd do it. Do you understand?
Yes.
But you won't do it?
No.
No...you mean I'm in this alone?
[Cliff makes a dental appointment with Dr. Burns.]
So I'll see you Thursday afternoon 4 o'clock.
Dr. Burns, will you show me the teeth?
Yes.
Will you let me ride in the 'tooth shuttle'?
Well, you're getting a little old for that, but yes. Oh, and Cliff?
Yes?
When you leave, take just one toy please?
But I let you kiss my wife!
Two toys?
I think if you were to go ahead of Peter and show him there's nothing to be afraid of, he'd do it. Do you understand?
Yes.
But you won't do it?
No.
No...you mean I'm in this alone?
[Cliff makes a dental appointment with Dr. Burns.]
So I'll see you Thursday afternoon 4 o'clock.
Dr. Burns, will you show me the teeth?
Yes.
Will you let me ride in the 'tooth shuttle'?
Well, you're getting a little old for that, but yes. Oh, and Cliff?
Yes?
When you leave, take just one toy please?
But I let you kiss my wife!
Two toys?
S2 E17Play It Again, Russell
No, no, we're not gonna play "Do You Remember."
S2 E18A Touch of Wonder
I don't know what to say, but I know what to play.
SWStevie Wonder
Vanessa, that's a pretty name.
Thank you, Sir.
SWStevie Wonder
You're welcome, Madam.
Jammin' on the one.
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