College takes everybody away.
S2 E25Denise's Decision
Did Denise decide on a college while we were gone?
About a dozen times.
AAnna
(to Denise about choosing a college) You go where you want to go, or you'll have to answer to me!
Yes, the University of Life. I understand some of its graduates have gone on to move back home with their parents!
I don't know, Grandpa. Hillman is so far away from home.
I know, but after you've been there awhile, it IS home.
College takes everybody away.
Did Denise decide on a college while we were gone?
About a dozen times.
AAnna
(to Denise about choosing a college) You go where you want to go, or you'll have to answer to me!
S3 E1Bring 'em Back Alive
Okay, here we go. "The Reptile Family." Sort of a who's who of snakes. [chuckles and give the book to Cliff]
Okay, here we are. [opens the book to the first page]
[immediately points to the page] THAT'S IT! [short pause] That's it!
[in disbelief] This is the snake? [Rudy nods] That's an anaconda. It lives in Brazil.
Rudy, it's 25 feet long and weighs 200 pounds!
That's what I saw.
I don't think this snake lives in the United States.
It could come for a visit.
Okay, here we go. "The Reptile Family." Sort of a who's who of snakes. [chuckles and give the book to Cliff]
Okay, here we are. [opens the book to the first page]
[immediately points to the page] THAT'S IT! [short pause] That's it!
[in disbelief] This is the snake? [Rudy nods] That's an anaconda. It lives in Brazil.
Rudy, it's 25 feet long and weighs 200 pounds!
That's what I saw.
I don't think this snake lives in the United States.
It could come for a visit.
I'm going to call the zoo.
The zoo?! The zoo does not want a garter snake. Garter snakes go to the zoo to see real snakes.
S3 E2Food for Thought
Clair, I really enjoyed the dinner today.
Well, I have a snack just for you, TA-DA.
What is it?
Delicious rice cakes, 35 calories, Cliff. 0 Salt, 0 Fat, 0 Cholesterol.
Zero taste. Clair, I want food, like pulpeta.
No, No.
Yes, I want pulpeta.
S3 E5Mother, May I?
Mmm, mmm,mmm, mmm. It is amazing what you can find when a person takes off her sunglasses.
Mom, I didn't mean to put on the make-up. But, all of a sudden all of this stuff was on my face. It was like temporary insanity!
I did it, I'm sorry and I should be punished.
We know it, we accept, and you will be.
S3 E7Theo's Flight
[After Rudy announces that she has a boyfriend, named Bud]
Now, Rudy, I thought you told me I was your boyfriend.
You're too old!
[laughing] Cockroach, it's amazing! You get turned down by women of ALL ages!
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