Sondra Huxtable quotes from The Cosby Show

Elvin

(to Sondra) Honey, look around! I mean there's hardly anything left. The only thing that's left is the babies' football.

Sondra

Now that you mention it, they were very persistent. In fact, every time I tried to get up, they shoved me back down. And then you should have seen their faces when they got their hands on those babies. They were cackling! Elvin, our mothers stole our babies!

Sondra

Where are my babies?

Theo

(joking) Did you check under the couch?

Elvin

Why can't we just have simple bodies....like Dad.

Cliff

This is your piece.

Sondra

Elvin, I don't know what you see when you look in the mirror but your body is certainly not complicated.

Elvin

Thank you Sondra, I'll be sure to keep my feelings about your body to myself.

Sondra

What feelings?

Elvin

It is not the time or place.

Sondra

No, what feelings?

Elvin

Your neck.

Sondra

What's wrong with my neck?!

Elvin

It's just a shade thin, sometimes I wonder how you swallow.

Sondra

(to Elvin about helping their friends move) Honey, they have to be out by Sunday or pay an extra month's rent.

Elvin

OK, don't they have other friends?

Sondra

Yes they do, and they will also be there. Look honey, I promise it won't take more than two hours.

Elvin

All right, all right. But we have to be out of there by 12:00 PM.

Sondra

We will be. And Elvin, remember, they were kind enough to help us move.

Elvin

Yes, but we were considerate enough not to move during football season.