Theo Huxtable quotes from The Cosby Show

Charmaine

Study tips from a college man, I feel smarter already.

Theo

Well for starters, no music, no dancing, no food and no friends.

Charmaine

I do that at home, I study over here so I can be with Pam.

Pam

You mean you study at home too?

Charmaine

Yeah, don't you?

Pam

No, I thought you got all those good grades because you were smart.

Charmaine

I am smart, smart enough to know after I study here, I better study some more at home.

Theo

Mrs. Jackson, your daughter has a concentration problem.

Clair

[as Mrs. Jackson] (begins speaking in Spanish)

Theo

No, no, aww naw. I said your name is Mrs. Jackson.

Clair

Si, soy Señora Jackson.

Theo

How am I going to handle this?

Cliff

Deal with it.

Theo

Hablo un pequito de español. Necesito un interpreter.

Cliff

(obviously impressed) My man dealt with it.