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S1 E4Show Yourself

[Hearing the voice on Fritz' GPS]

What is that?

I call her Tara. I think it's the same woman who does my voice mail.

[Hearing the voice on Fritz' GPS]

What is that?

I call her Tara. I think it's the same woman who does my voice mail.

S1 E5Flashpoint

So why don't you just ask me about it? I know what you're thinking.

Ok, I did read the article about your ethics investigation.

And you were wondering what all the hoopla was about.

Well, it's none of my business, really, but, uh, yeah.

[Eavesdropping with Buzz over Brenda's wire] Ok. Here we go. Spill your guts.

It was my crazy ex-husband...

Lieutenant, this is making me really uncomfortable.

Buzz, don't make me pull out my gun.

YMYoung Man

Um, I was just wondering... Is there a reward for reporting a murder?

Yes. [Takes the boy's hand and breaks into a smile] Thank you so much for serving the community.

[to Flynn] I should like to state as emphatically as I can how unhappy I am that you went over my head. This idea of yours is a no-go, because I don't like waiting around for two months while a judge determines exacly what a special master can do in this case and maybe lose the hearing. However, if we find ourselves reduced to pursuing alternatives of a dubious legal nature, or should the sun explode, I promise to reconsider your suggestion... Thank youuuu.

So why don't you just ask me about it? I know what you're thinking.

Ok, I did read the article about your ethics investigation.

And you were wondering what all the hoopla was about.

Well, it's none of my business, really, but, uh, yeah.

[Eavesdropping with Buzz over Brenda's wire] Ok. Here we go. Spill your guts.

It was my crazy ex-husband...

Lieutenant, this is making me really uncomfortable.

Buzz, don't make me pull out my gun.

YMYoung Man

Um, I was just wondering... Is there a reward for reporting a murder?

Yes. [Takes the boy's hand and breaks into a smile] Thank you so much for serving the community.

[to Flynn] I should like to state as emphatically as I can how unhappy I am that you went over my head. This idea of yours is a no-go, because I don't like waiting around for two months while a judge determines exacly what a special master can do in this case and maybe lose the hearing. However, if we find ourselves reduced to pursuing alternatives of a dubious legal nature, or should the sun explode, I promise to reconsider your suggestion... Thank youuuu.

S1 E6Fantasy Date

[Sticks a gun in Gage's side] You feel that in your gut?

GGage

Are you loaded?

Get off me or you're going to find out!

[Sticks a gun in Gage's side] You feel that in your gut?

GGage

Are you loaded?

Get off me or you're going to find out!

S1 E7You Are Here

Low functioning autistics have no language skills; they cannot survive independently by themselvles. Keith is not like that. According to his school records, he's very intelligent but he does have issues : he's unemotional, frequently says inappropriate things, he's literal-minded, he gets fixated on minor details, he gets agitated when his routine is altered and he's extremely uncooperative when anything or anyone gets in the way of him doing what he wants.

Does he have a Georgia accent?

Low functioning autistics have no language skills; they cannot survive independently by themselvles. Keith is not like that. According to his school records, he's very intelligent but he does have issues : he's unemotional, frequently says inappropriate things, he's literal-minded, he gets fixated on minor details, he gets agitated when his routine is altered and he's extremely uncooperative when anything or anyone gets in the way of him doing what he wants.

Does he have a Georgia accent?

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