The Cleveland Show · Season 1
[Donna denies the boys have the construction cherry picker]
You think I'd notice a stolen truck around here. I'm the head of this household and I pay attention to...
[Roberta wheels a keg past Donna in a bikini]
Bye, Mom. Off to the library.
Study hard!
I brought plenty of peanut butter for protection.
Peanut butter?! Do I look like George Washington Carver?!
I don't know.
[Pulls out a book with Carver's picture and compares the two faces]
Kind of.
Hmm. I should remember that next Halloween.
[after Junior wins over Freight Train in the pole dancing competition]
You're the only pole dancer I know with a soul...and a wiener.
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